Treasure Trolling

So, Jezebel/autostraddle et al started my August right with the tale of colossal douchenoodle David Hookstead, Sconnie Brophisticate (Brophisticate (bro-fist-ick-ate, noun)- Bro who fancies himself the cultured, learned, scholar to the ladies but is really just an insecure sexist douchebag in a vest) and editor/Creator/Supreme Narcissist behind the UW-Madcity online Clusterfuck "Madison Confessions".

I was once a brief resident of Madison (not in a student capacity) which is basically the Seattle of the Midwest, and it is a beacon of liberal light in a state where the Imperial Walker reigns supreme. Madison (and Wisconsin as a whole) is a great place full of my favorite things Beer, Cheese, and The Sports. If you're ever there check out Cleveland's Diner/Plaka for a double-dip-day (greasy spoon breakfast in the AM and crazy good Greek food in the PM, OMG SO GOOD). As on every campus, there is always one smug, self important blowhard who gains notoriety for his douchitude, and, unfortunately a lot of fans as well, because some people are terrible. At my alma mater it was the BSU Ass Slapper....blech.

At UW it is this chode. I hope that UW-Madison realizes that this is not the face they want to wear and chuck this guy into the Badger den. David Hookstead is the absolute worst.

After reading through his awful Twitter account which borrows heavily from the Condescending Morally Superior Megalomaniac Template of Sean Hannity and Tucker Carlson and Philosophy 100 argument tactics I saw an opportunity to make some jokes.

So I did...

Then some other random guy on Twitter joined me. And we made some more. You can see our joyful exchange here.  And that's why I didn't get any work done yesterday and had to double time stuff this morning- because I was trolling David Hookstead on Twitter until he blocked me. It was a good day.